Michael Wilby: > I keep hoping someone will invent a box that > you can turn upside down and stand in I've seen it done - George Dees, in a peal at Jesmond on a cold winter evening, stood in an upside-down box to stop the draft through the floorboards blowing up his trouser legs. He was right, too - he ended the peal in comfort, I was bl**dy frozen! Bill H